Well, the 2016 Presidential Election is over and out of the ashes emerges a victor who belongs to a species that ranks below the Hominoidea. Some may dispute that but they would certainly agree that he doesn’t belong to the modern human race. But despite that sad fact, there is a ray of hope for legitimate modern-day American humans.
The latest total vote’s casted stands at 119,944,748: Clinton received 60,122,876 against Trump’s 59,821,874 – over 300,000 more than Trump. And that spread seems to be increasing by the day, which tells us something very important.
Although Trump won the election with electoral votes rather than popular votes, we can now proclaim that a majority of voting Americans – although a small majority – legitimately belong to the modern human species. You disagree, you say?!? Then who else would vote for a Hominoidea?